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![]() A.B.A.T.E. of Louisiana Presents
ABATE SAFETY REPORT
DO OUR BIKES DEFINE US
All bikers/motorcyclists have their preference on what they feel is the bike they want to ride. Be it a cruiser or a crotch rocket, there are an endless number of manufacturers out there to give you exactly what you want. And if you can’t find it in a store, there are still others out there that will build you something totally custom, for a custom price. It may shock many of you to know that many riders prefer something other than a Harley! OMG! Did I say that? But it’s true. I’ve noticed over my many years of riding, that bikes tend to match the rider’s personalities. Have you ever noticed this? Sure you have, but you may not have said it. If you walk into a bar and see a bearded guy, dressed in full leather wearing a skull painted do-rag, hair in a pony tail and tattoos covering most of his exposed skin, you can pretty much bet he’s not riding the crotch rocket. Am I right? More than likely, he’s riding that old Panhead Harley parked out front with the ape hanger handlebars. Call it profiling if you want, it’s just the way I see it. And when you pull up into the company parking lot, you can pretty much guess that the CEO is the one riding the big BMW cruiser. Me? I just love being out there on two wheels. Like the sticker I read on the back of a truck, “4 wheels move the body, 2 wheels move the soul”. My first bike was a Honda CB 360. I was only 10 years old and I had to share that bike with my brother, but ½ a bike is better than no bike at all. When I turned 14, I got my very own 1978 Triumph Bonneville 750 and I l truly loved that bike. I guess you could say that at the time, it “defined” me. After having 3 kids and raising 2 husbands (still raising the one I have), I’m finally back in the saddle again with a 2003 BigDog Mastiff. I’ll never admit to saying that a motorcycle defines me………..but it’s pretty close. Beautiful, yet bad to the bone!
With the price of gas increasing over the past decade, many people have purchased motorcycles. Certainly, Harley Davidson has stepped up production as have many others to supply this mass movement to 2 wheel transportation. But even with all the new bikes out there, you can still go into a bar and fairly easily pick out the Honda Goldwing rider from the one riding the Harley with ape hangers from the rider on the Kawasaki crotch rocket. So, in a way, I guess our bikes do define us. Someone once sent me some pictures of pets and their owners. The similarities were hilarious! A lot can be said for the same similarities between bikes and riders. Regardless of who you are or what you ride, we’re all part of the motorcycle movement, a brotherhood/sisterhood that sees beyond the manufacturer of what we ride and acknowledges that it’s the 2 wheels that move our souls that form our bond.
From this bond we need to move to the next step which is coming together as a riding community to help in getting laws passed that help our riding community in the coming of this year and many more to come. We are making small waves with the repeal act...thanks to our many bikers helping and trying to elect legislation that is biker friendly. Us as riders respecting the laws of the road, not drinking drunk, obeying the speed limits. Did you as riders know that it is against the law to wave to you fellow biker or anyone else on the road. Once you take your hand off the handlebars you are breaking the law. But it's the police officers discretion to pull you over or not. Let's hope as the cold weather leaves us here shortly and the warmth of the sun brings us riders out in the masses that the people in their cars take a second to check to make sure its okay to turn or watch extra careful at the intersections. That extra time you take just might save someones life.
Dannie “Rocky” White
Abate of La.
Public Relations
CHAPLAIN’S CORNER
A TALE OF TWO POTS
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots,each hung on the ends of a pole,which she carried
across her neck.One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always
delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house,the cracked pot arrived only half full.
This went on daily for two years,with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of
water.Of course,the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.But the poor cracked pot
was ashamed of its own imperfection and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been
made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure,it spoke to the woman one day by the
stream.“I am ashamed of myself,because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the
way back to your house.”
The old woman smiled,“Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path,but not on
the other pot ’s side?That ’s because I have always know about your flaw,so I planted flower
seeds on your side of the path and every day while we walk back to the house,you water them.”
“For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.Without you
being just the way you are,there would not be this beauty to grace the house.”
Each of us has our own unique flaw but the flaws are what make our lives so very interesting and
rewarding.You have got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.
Isn ’t it great that God can use cracked pots like us to do his work?God loves us no matter what
condition we are in.And remember to stop and smell the flowers!
God Bless,
Pastor Woody
White Dove Biker Fellowship Church
![]() RED KNIGHTS INTERNATIONAL M/C GUINESS POKER RUN
ON APRIL 18, 2009, THE RED KNIGHTS INTERNATIONAL MOTORCYCLE CLUB ACHEIVED A GUINESS WORLD RECORD FOR ORGANIZING THE LARGEST POKER RUN EVER. IT WAS ACHEIVED BY SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVING 9 STATES AND 22 RED KNIGHTS CHAPTERS STARTING THE RUN AT THE SAME TIME. 2,136 PARTICIPATED TO RAISE $50,000. THE PROCEEDS WENT TO BENIFIT THE FALLEN FIREFIGHTERS SURVIVORS FOUNDATION. I AM PROUND TO SAY THAT MY CLUB, RED KNIGHTS LA1 WAS ONE OF THOSE PARTICIPANTS.
UNTIL NEXT TIME, RIDE SAFE, RIDE SOBER
"UNCLE JERRY"
THE CITY CLUB
One historical building built in the 1930’s in Houma, LA has evolved into one of the area’s newest night club venues rocking the Gulf Coast for the last year and a half.
City Club of Houma went through a renovation then reopened October 3, 2008 with the idea of bringing in live music talent from all over the country down to da bayou! Since then, Mike Fesi with the support of his phenomenal staff has produced some excellent shows that will pack the house and add life back to the night life spots along downtown Main Street.
And this small town venue has opened some fantastic opportunities for patrons to get up close and personal with the well-known talents. The fact that the club’s square footage keeps the crowds to within 500 or so, allows the bands to congregate amongst the crowd for some great conversation, autographs, photo op’s and relationships. One great example from the “Thunder Roads Mag” point-of-view is becoming very close friends with the band Pop Evil. They were first introduced to Houma’s style of bayou hospitality by playing support act for Saliva. They returned 3 months later for their first headliner show and have been back on many occasions with supplemental visits when schedules allowed. They’ve become great with the community and did an autograph signing session at Mike Bruno’s Bayou Country Harley-Davidson (autographing an acoustic guitar also for a raffle), interviews with the local rock-n-roll station 106.3. They even recognized kids rarely get the opportunity to attend a rock-n-roll show and put on a private “kid’s only concert” at the club. Members of the band have expressed their new love for the area and the people and feel grateful to go beyond their stage show to give back to the community in some way.
Other bands have expressed the same sentiment. Once they’ve breathed the air, met the locals and swallowed up some of the best Cajun dishes in the world from local restaurants, including the kitchens of local residents. Locals waste no time getting to know the artists and spoil them with genuine generosity. And with this influx of mainstream bands, comes an influx of fans from around the Houma area.
Fesi’s dream with City Club was to gain a share of interest from a House of Blues point of view. And in doing so, those who’ve attended show’s walked away expressing the very same sentiment. And this atmosphere has captured the interest of Chris Recinos, owner of New Orleans-based Eye in the Sky Productions. His relationship with Fesi has allowed the two to put some ideas together that has allowed City Club to accommodate the various artists on the performance list while giving the patrons a comfortable and reputable place to enjoy the variety of music visiting the area.
Since reopening in the fall of ’08, the list of bands that have rocked the crowds from top acts to surrounding all the way to local. Some of the bands performing on stage include; Framing Hanley, Queensryche, Lita Ford, Saliva, Candle Box, Pop Evil, Days of the New, Drowning Pool, 12 Stones, Smile Empty Soul, Cowboy Mouth, Trent Tomlinson, David Allen Coe, The Chee Weez, The Kyle Turley Band, The Molly Ringwalds, Joe Stark Band, Stereoside, Lillian Axe, Meriweather, Travis Matte & the Zydeco Kingpins, Wayne Toups, Foret Tradition, Up and Coming, Slow the Knife and Southdown. Many tribute bands for Journey and Pink Floyd, have found another spot to expose their talents on the stage.
Mike has expressed his appreciation for those in the motorcycle community and has a good flavor for the music that attracts the biker community. He continues to look for acts that expand into the genres that capture the tastes of everyone, including bikers. City Club of Houma can accommodate events as well as participation in poker runs. Mike looks forward to including the club into the biker scene and hopes to get input from local and visiting riders on ways to make the community feel embraced and appreciated by the club.
City Club of Houma is located in downtown Houma, LA at 7861 Main Street (across from the Court House). To contact the club, you can call 985-580-7800. You can also visit www.cityclubofhouma.com or simply text HOUMA to 69302 to receive updates. Check them out and we hope to see you there soon.
Nappy
(With additional photos from Mike Bruno’s Bayou Country Harley-Davidson website & the City Club of Houma website)
POKER RUN FOR ARIANNA PADDIE
6-year-old Arianna Paddie, suffering from Pontine Glioma (a type of Brain Stem Tumor) requires treatments from Houston and combined with traveling has built a tremendous burden on Arianna as well as her family. The local community and various groups have stepped up to the plate to help. One such group is the Street Survivors, hailing from Schriever LA.
While the Street Survivors organized the event, Bruce & Debbie at The Armadillo Club in Thibodaux hosted the location for the fund raiser. The poker run leaving Jubilee Casino in Shriever allowed bikers to travel all along the bayou and river roads offering a great view during the ride and ending at the Armadillo. There they were treated to excellent food, live music, door prizes, multiple raffles and an auction that produced quite a sizeable amount in donations. Another donation provided came from the attendees from the Memorial Day Biker Party held in Sandy Hook MS in May ‘09. Just another prime example of the generosity from the biker community reaching out from all around the area.
Arianna’s situation has brought assistance in the form of fund raisers throughout the community which included golf tournament, garage sale, plate lunches and an account has been set up for donors that can be given in her name at any South Louisiana Bank. A hearty thanks goes to the Street Survivors for holding this well-organized event and additional thanks goes out to other groups and independents who’s generosity proves once again, a biker’s heart is as big as the world when a child is in need.
Brent Ponson
VETS FOR VETS 2009
Hundreds of "sledz" rolled into this year's “Vets for Vets" run showing their pride in America and Respect for our nation’s military. This yearly event just gets bigger and bigger every year and with more vendors, bands, games and other entertainment the word of mouth draws larger crowds. The ride that takes the participants through the "War Veterans Home " is almost non-stop and the Vets there really enjoy watching the bikes roll past as they cheer and wave. It's hard not to get that lump in the throat as you realize the awesome debt that has been paid by so many to allow us the Freedom to ride and live as we see fit.
This is one event that we should all feel privilaged to be a part of and everyone who rides should plan on attending every year. Not to mention the great food, music and fun you will have. What an outstanding job the organizers and their crew do in pulling off such a smooth event. Thank you all, for your hard work, the effort really shows. See Ya next time....
"BEAR"
NEWS BYTES
BIKERS SUPPORT BROWN IN HISTORIC SENATE VICTORY
Scott Brown captured the national spotlight in his bid to replace the late Senator
Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts,and he is a modern American success story,
rising from relative obscurity to be the first republican in decades elected to
the U.S.Senate in the most liberal Democratic state in the country.
Paul Cote of the Massachusetts Motorcycle association joined newly-elected
Senator Scott Brown at his victory celebration at the Park Plaza Hotel in
Boston following his shocking election upset.The MMA worked with Sen.
Brown ’s campaign in gratitude for his support of motorcyclists ’ legislation over
the many years he has served in the state legislature.
“Since last September,when the Massachusetts Motorcycle Political action
Committee (MMPAC)supporters started gathering signatures to get Scott
Brown on the ticket for the US Senate Special Election,we have knocked on
doors,stood outside grocery stores and even ‘hung out at the landfills ’ to get
Scott elected,” said Rick Gleason of MMPAC..
Not only is Brown a biker-friendly politician,but he rides a Victory motorcycle!
S.C.SUPREME COURT HEARS MYRTLE BEACH HELMET LAWSUITS
South Carolina ’s highest court heard oral arguments Wednesday,February
3 over whether a city can require motorcycle riders to wear helmets,despite
the lack of a state law requiring the practice.State law doesn ’t require riders
21 and older to wear helmets,but in an effort to get rid of two bike rallies
held there each year,the Myrtle Beach city council voted unanimously in
2008 to pass 15 ordinances intended to dissuade bikers from coming to town,
including the controversial mandatory helmet law for motorcycle riders and
passengers of all ages.
Justices peppered an attorney for the city with questions over what they
seemed to view as the intent of the ordinance --not to make Myrtle Beach ’s
roads safer for bikers,as had been argued,but to drive the bike rallies away
from the Grand Strand.
Representing his brother Bart,who leads a pro-bike rally group of business-
owners and is challenging a ticket he received for not wearing a helmet,
State Representative Thad Viers argued to the five justices that a state law
governing traffic ordinances spells out what local governments are allowed to
do regarding traffic laws.Viers filed more than 30 pages of briefs containing
multiple sections supporting his various legal arguments against the city
helmet ordinance.
But Virginia-based A.I.M.attorney (Aid to Injured Motorcyclists)Tom McGrath,
who argued before the court representing 49 helmet law protesters who were
ticketed,filed a much shorter brief,saying,among other things,that most of
the arguments don ’t matter because the city ’s ordinance is at odds with state
law,and for that reason alone it should be tossed out.
“The gist of the city ’s arguments is that it has the right to do whatever it wants
to do as long as it declares something to be a public nuisance and decides to
abate it,”McGrath ’s brief begins.“...If the ordinances conflict with state law,
the ordinances are void.If the ordinances are void,their underlying merits are
irrelevant.”
Now it remains up to the State Supreme Court to decide the issues,and it
may take months to render a ruling.McGrath has his hopes up;“Based on
the questions the Justices asked the attorney for the City it seems the Court
likely will render a favorable opinion for freedom.Hopefully,we won ’t be
disappointed.”
MOTORCYCLE CLUB WILL SEND PATCH INTO SPACE
The South Houston chapter of the Los Carnales /La Familia law enforcement
motorcycle organization has been given the opportunity to send items into
space on the Space Shuttle Mission STS-134 on July 29th this year.
It will be the first motorcycle club represented in space.The club has developed
a special patch for the occasion.It has Los Carnales /La Familia Nation with
both the state of Texas and California on it.
INDUSTRY REPORTS BAD YEAR FOR CYCLE SALES
2009 was a bad year for bikes,with the Motorcycle Industry Council reporting
the lowest sales in a decade.The MIC noted a 40.8%drop in sales from the
2008 season,with roughly 520,502 bikes sold in 2009 compared to 880,000
that were sold in 2008.
The MIC reports monthly sales of most major motorcycle manufacturers,
including:BMW,Harley-Davidson,Buell,Honda,Kawasaki,KTM,Triumph,
Yamaha,Suzuki,Victory,and the Piaggio Group.The MIC also creates
estimates on all non-reporting manufacturers.
With non-reporting sales included,the total sales for 2008 was 1.1 million
according to the MIC,and though last year ’s total hasn ’t been tabulated yet,it
is expected that 2009 will break a six-year streak of sales above the 1 million
mark.
The biggest drop in sales occurred in the scooter category.Scooters boomed
in 2008 as gas prices reached record highs.
as the economy begins to stabilize again,the MIC predicts that motorcycle
sales will begin to increase.
TENNESSEE “LEMON LAW ” MAY SOON INCLUDE MOTORCYCLES
Tennessee ’s “Lemon Law ”may soon be extended to include motorcycles,if
the legislature takes action on a measure sponsored by representative Vince
Dean,of East Ridge.
Dean says motorcycle buyers should have the same rights as people buying
cars and trucks that don ’t perform properly.He says any mechanical and
structural problems can be more dangerous for motorcycle riders.
The measure moved forward in a House Committee in early February,and
a companion bill is awaiting consideration in the Senate Transportation
Committee.
WASHINGTON BILL ADDRESSES BIKER PROFILING
In a monumental and historical vote,the Washington State House of
representatives passed HB2511 -a bill addressing “Motorcycle Profiling ”-by
a margin of 96 to 2.This landslide vote provides an indication that legislators
are actually getting the idea that profiling is real and needs legislative relief,
while the lack of opposition was seen as a silent show of support from Law
During the legislative process,“It was remarkable to hear the legislators
mention the organized and well presented information from the motorcycle
community,”reports Donnie “Mr.Breeze ”Landsman,Legislative affairs Officer
“Motorcyclists aren ’t looking for special rights,”Landsman said.“We want
the same rights that are afforded to every other section of the population as
american citizens and as citizens of Washington State.We aren ’t being given
The group found a champion in Rep.Steve Kirby (D-Tacoma)who introduced
a bill that would force local law enforcement agencies to adopt a written policy
designed to condemn and prevent the profiling of motorcyclists and to institute
training to address the issue.
It ’s illegal to profile minorities,it should be illegal to profile motorcycle riders,
the bikers said.The Washington State Patrol uses a training brochure called
“Basic Biker 101 ”that starts with the statement “Bikers are dangerous ”and
gives instructions on how to gather information about them during traffic stops,
according to David Devereaux of the Outsiders Motorcycle Club.To further
substantiate their claims of harassment,Devereaux said that when bikers
showed up en masse last year their annual “Black Thursday ”lobbying day to
find sponsors for the anti-profiling bill,state troopers surreptitiously took down
all their license plate numbers.
Next,the bill goes over to the Senate for consideration and will be assigned to
a hearing committee,most likely Judiciary.
“This has been a very good year for ABATE of Washington and the US
Defenders of Washington,”said Landsman.“We have worked together to
make this happen,and are truly on the same page.”
OREGON RIDERS CONVERGE ON CAPITOL
Motorcycle club members,independent riders and even non-riders alike
came together in solidarity in Portland to protect rights specific to bikers.The
first “call to action ”by the US Defenders motorcycle group brought out over
70 bikes to the Oregon State Capitol recently,making a positive statement
of unity between clubs and independent riders.Quiet Mike,the Information
Officer for US Defenders said he was pleased with the show of bikes,“It was
an excellent turnout,the most motorcyclists we ’ve had here for a long time.”
US Defenders is a movement formed from within motorcycle clubs from
individual states to implement and support motorcycle rights.The grass roots
organization is supported through the Confederations of Clubs across the
country,and is composed of state “citizen biker manpower ”from Motorcycle
Clubs and Coalition of Independent riders (C.O.I.r)representatives.
Quiet Mike,who also serves as Vice-Chairman for the Oregon Confederation
of Clubs said this was a well-planned event.“We set up in the capitol so people
could come and meet with their state representative or state senator.Several
people set up appointments in advance,and they were able to express their
concerns about how bikers ’ rights are being affected.”
Many people were there to discuss helmet laws,others for civil rights where
profiling motorcycle club members is concerned,and some brought up that
motorcyclist fatalities caused by car drivers should carry more serious charges
than just a traffic fine.
ADULTS IN KANSAS COULD BE FINED FOR KIDS RIDING WITHOUT
HELMETS
Adults could soon be fined in Kansas for allowing minors to go without wearing
helmets while driving or riding a motorcycle.
It is already illegal in Kansas for anyone under 18 to operate a motorcycle
without wearing a helmet,but currently it is the youngster who gets a ticket.
Under provisions of the new Senate bill,it would become illegal for owners
of a motorcycle or motorized bicycle to permit a person under 18 to drive or
ride on their vehicle without wearing a helmet,so the adult would receive a
citation too.
Use of motorcycle helmets has been on the rise nationally,according to the
National Highway Traffic Safety administration (NHTSA),which reported that
67%of motorcyclists wore a helmet in 2009,compared to just 48%in 2005.
SAVE THE DATE -MAY 6-9,NCOM CONVENTION
The 25th annual NCOM Convention will be held Mother ’s Day weekend,May
6-9,2010 at the Orlando Airport Marriott,7499 Augusta National Dr.,Orlando,
Florida.This annual gathering will draw bikers ’ rights activists from across the
country to discuss topics of concern to all motorcyclists,so reserve your room
now for the special NCOM rate of $89.00 by calling (800)380-6751.
Meetings,seminars and group discussions will focus on safety issues,legal
rights,legislative efforts and litigation techniques to benefit our right to ride and
Freedom of the road.
registration fees for the 25th annual NCOM Convention are $75 including the
Silver Spoke awards Banquet on Saturday night,or $40 for the Convention
only.To pre-register,call the National Coalition of Motorcyclists at (800)525-
5355 or visit www.ON-A-BIKE.com.
QUOTABLE QUOTE
“For the saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory of a vanished
liberty is that it was lost because its possessors failed to stretch forth a
saving hand while yet there was time.”
U.S.Supreme Court Justice George Sutherland (1862-1942)
The Joker ’s Wild
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He
said,“I want three flat tires,a pair of headlights and pair of
running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress,not wanting to appear stupid,
went to the kitchen and said to the cook,“This guy out there
just ordered three flat tires,a pair of headlights and a pair of
running boards.What does he think this place is,an auto parts
store?”
“No,”the cook said.“Three flat tires mean three pancakes,
a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running
boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.”
“Oh,OK!”said the blonde.She thought about it for a moment
and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the
customer.
The trucker asked,“What are the beans for,Blondie?”
She replied,“I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards,you might as well gas up!”
After being married for 44 years,I took a careful look at my
wife one night and said,“darling,44 years ago we had a cheap
apartment,a cheap car,slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-
inch black and white t.v.,but I got to sleep every night with a
smokin ’ hot 20-year-old girl.Now,I have a $500,000.home,a
$45,000.00 car,a comfy King size sleep number bed and Led/
high-def/60 inch Flat-screen.,but I ’m sleeping with a 65-year-
old woman.It seems to me that she was not holding up her
side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman.With no hesitation
whatsoever,she gently encouraged me to go out and find the
hottest 20-year-old gal possible,and she would make damn
sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car,sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-
inch black and white t.v.
I truly believe the ability to compromise is the reason we ’ve
lasted so long.(sigh)
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the
wife says,‘Just think,fifty years ago we were sitting here at this
breakfast table together.’
‘I know,’ the old man said.‘We were probably sitting here naked
as a jaybird fifty years ago..’
‘Well,’ Granny snickered.‘Let ’s relive some old times.’
Where upon,the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the
table.
‘You know,honey,’ the little old lady breathlessly replied,‘my
nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.’
‘I wouldn ’t be surprised,’ replied Gramps.‘one ’s in your coffee
and the other is in your oatmeal.
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the
best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon,from New York,says,”I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open
them up,everything inside is numbered.”
The second,from Chicago,responds,“yeah,but you should try
electricians!Everything inside them is color coded.”
The third surgeon,from Dallas,says,“no,I really think librarians
are the best,everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon,from Los Angeles chimes in:“you know,
I like construction workers.Those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over.”
But the fifth surgeon,from Washington,DC,shut them all up
when he observed:“you ’re all wrong.Politicians are the easiest
to operate on.There ’s no guts,no heart,no balls,no brains,
and no spine.Plus,the head and the ass are interchangeable.”
I finally got around to going fishing this mornin ’ -but after a
while,I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth,and frogs
are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn ’t bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head,
took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
bitten -
I grabbed my bottle of Jack daniels and poured a little whiskey
in its mouth.
his eyes rolled back &he went limp.I released him into the lake
without incident,and carried on my fishing,
a little later,I felt a nudge on my foot.There was that same
damn snake with TWO frogs in his mouth.
One morning,before he goes out to the fields,the farmer says
to his sweet,albeit ditzy blonde young wife,“The artificial
insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows
today.I drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow ’s stall
so you can show him where it is,okay?”
The artificial insemination man arrives.Suzy takes him down
the long row of cows until she sees the nail,and tells him,“This
is the one.This one right here!”
“how did you know this is the cow to be bred?”the A.I. guy
asks curiously to the ditzy cute blonde.
“By the nail over her stall,”Suzy says proudly.
Then the man asks,“What ’s the nail for?”
Well,duh,I reckon ’ it ’s to hang your pants on.”
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,his
elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says,‘ma ’am,if your heart is as soft
as your breast,I know you ’ll forgive me.’
she replies,‘if your penis is as hard as your elbow,I ’m in room
227.
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